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A little naughty, but very funny, this card joins one of the most phallic animals out there–the geoduck–and the words “You make me happy as a clam.” A perfect card to give to Pacific Northwesterners or anyone who loves puns, clams, or phalluses. This card would be great to give to your sweetie on any occasion but definitely Valentine’s Day, your wedding day, anniversary, birthdays, or anytime you want to let them know just how much they mean to you.
Hand screenprinted in tan and black ink on a white coverstock made from 100% recycled post-consumer content, your card will be paired with an eco-friendly kraft envelope also made from 100% recycled content. I carefully package my cards in biodegradable protective sleeves and mail them first-class through USPS.
Card: 5.5 x 4.25 inches, 100 lb white, 100% post-consumer recycled content
Envelope: 4.325 x 5.75 inches, paper bag brown,100% recycled content with a minimum of 80% post-consumer content
Printing: screen printed
Orange Twist :: Screenprinted by hand in Seattle